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Every regular season finish, every offense that showed up and every defense that didn't, tracked since the league's first snap in 2011.
Accumulated regular-season performance across every year a franchise has fielded a team, 2011–2025. Offense and defense rankings are averaged across all of a team's seasons — lower is better.
Same metrics, reset to only the games played by the league's current 12 franchises since 2023 — the fairest read on who's actually good right now. Cat Daddy is excluded (no longer active).
Final-standings finishes and cumulative dynasty points since 2011, scored per the league constitution below.
| 1st Place | +12.0 |
| 2nd Place | +6.0 |
| 3rd Place | +4.0 |
| Make Playoffs | +1.0 |
| 1st Place, Regular Season | +2.0 |
| Last Place | −2.0 |
Pull any franchise's full record — all-time, current era, and hardware — in one place.